Die taal en sy stoute mense

[PM]

O hallie-ha!   

[Anastasia]

Ek lag my morsdood.  Deesdae hoef jy nie eers 'oor jou tyd' te wees nie, dan word jy afgeknip en moet jy 'n kers gebruik.  Hie hie.

[Naas]

Lekker lag ek nou weer vir die enetjie.

Vroulief bel haar man.
'Die motor wil nie vat nie' klaar sy.
'Nou wat is dit nou weer? Wil hy grimmig weet.
'Ek dink daar's water in die vergasser'
'Wat weet jy van motorengins. Hoe weet jy daar's water in die vergasser?
'Dis logies, die motor is in die swembad.' Antwoord sy.

[Anastasia]

Heel logiese gevolgtrekking!!!!

[Fransi]

 

[Meraai vannie Baai]

Iemand in ons midde het pas haar haarkapper besoek vir 'n vinnige knippie 

[Anastasia]

Ja, post ek mos vanmore op Facebook:  Ek gaan net gou haarkapper toe vir 'n vinnige knippie.   

[Meraai vannie Baai]

Diekant van die aardbol was ek verkrukkeld gelag vir jou plasing 

[Anastasia]

Ek het op gesigsboek die resultaat van die knippie gaan plaas, en sommer my profile pic opgedateer.  Mens mag nie jok met 'n ou foto nie. 

[Meraai vannie Baai]

Ek het gaan loer en jy lyk alte fraai 

[Meraai vannie Baai]

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month'.

The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's then put $5 in the collection tray'.

Soon after, another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months'.

This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Fanny Green?'

'A new woman in the neighbourhood', the sinner replied.

'Very well,' sighed the priest, 'Go and say 10 Hail Mary's then put $25 in the collection tray'.

At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous red-headed woman entered the sanctuary.

The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest.

Her dress was emerald-green, very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.

The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, just enough for them to realise she wasn't wearing any underwear.

The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Fanny Green?'

The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I sure it's just the reflection from her shoes'.

[Naas]

Hallie-ha!
Het net bietjie opgekyk van my vraestelle en toe die gesig aanskou.

[Meraai vannie Baai]

Die mag van taal Naas  Lekker merk mater!

[Anastasia]

Hierdie een moet ek onthou!  Spel met woorde.

[Meraai vannie Baai]

Grawe ek vandag deur toeka se gespeel met woorde en kom op die ene af:
'Rioolboor' vir 'n 'agtermekaarmannetjie'. Lief ons taal