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Offline Lox

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koos jag
« on: July 19, 2011, 01:18:05 PM »
Koos went hunting one day and shot two Impala. He loaded them onto the back
of his bakkie and was driving home when stopped by a Game Warden who did not
like hunters. The warden ordered Koos to show him his hunting licence, which
was duly produced.

Then the warden lifted the covers off the bakkie and stuck his nose into one
of the bucks' arses. "Haaikona this is not a local Impala. It's from the
Free State and you need a Free State licence to kill it. Do you have one?"

Koos opened the cubby and produced one.

Not happy the warden sniffed the anus of the other animal and gleefully
shouted: "This one is from Lesotho. Do you have a Lesotho licence?"

Koos went back to his cubby and produced a Lesotho licence.

The warden was very agitated and shouted: "Where the hell do you come from?"

Koos smiled, turned around, dropped his pants to his ankles, bent forward
and said: "Ruik self .......jy's mos die flippen  expert!"
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wees vriendelik met die boere, hulle sit kos op die tafel.

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Re: koos jag
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2011, 02:51:58 PM »
Ja sien,  hy het iets tussen die ore!     :evil6:
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Meraai vannie Baai

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Re: koos jag
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2011, 11:52:46 PM »
Hie hie .. hierdie ene laat my dink aan die grappie wat die afgetrede omie gisteraand op ons talentkompetisie vertel het. Die plaastannie stuur haar man om 'deodorant' te gaan koop en hy kom terug met 'roll-on'. Baie verontwaardig verklaar die tannie dat sy nie eers weet hoe om dit te gebruik nie.

Oom som die situasie op en vra sy moet die instruksies lees. Die tannie doet voort: Remove cap. Push up bottom.

 :icon_biggrin: Die oom se die hele dag (as die tannie 'n windjie los) het die huis tog te lekker geruik!
« Last Edit: July 20, 2011, 05:43:51 AM by Meraai vannie Baai »
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Re: koos jag
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2011, 07:59:09 AM »
 :sign10:  Waar koop mens dit?   :toothy4:
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Re: koos jag
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2011, 08:43:46 AM »
Hie hie ... arig soos dit mag klink: Gatkantland sustertjie  :hello2:
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Re: koos jag
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2011, 09:17:21 AM »
 :sign10:  Lag ek nou dat die trane loop!  Jy hou vir my uit my werk uit!   :sign10:
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