Dinge wat liefs ongesproke moes bly

[Meraai vannie Baai]

Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Olympics that they would like to take back.

1. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

2. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"

[Naas]

Ja nee, wragtag... 
As dinge nie nou verander nie bly alles netso.

[Anastasia]

Woorde kan so verkeerd loop ...

[Meraai vannie Baai]

Mater, wag tot daardie ynste woorde op skaatse klim - dan sien jy net strepe =================================