(Voor)behoedmiddel teen verkoue

[Meraai vannie Baai]

Skies ek stal die geskaaide ene net so uit:

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"

The pastor fainted.

[Naas]

  
Slip this over the organ before sex.
Jammer dokter, ek en my vrou het probeer maar ons kry nie een daai ding oor die orrel nie.

[Anastasia]

Julle twee het my nou in 'stitches'!

[Anton Louw]

Hehehehe      Dat die ou storietjie my nou so laat sit en wonder 

[adele]

Ek moes hierdie vir Chris lees .... en ja, die polemiek kan tot legio uitrek      

[Meraai vannie Baai]

Hahahahahahah NAAAS! Sit ek en dink, ons gaan onnodig deur al poep en drama van griepinspuitings. Tskkkkk. 

[Anastasia]

Praaaaat jy wat tanne het, Meraai!  Al wat dit vat is 'n ou jassie oor 'n orgaantjie!   

[Naas]

Daar is ' n groot verskil tussen 'n kondoom en 'n doodskis. In die een kom my en in die ander gaan jy.

[Anastasia]

Kê kê kê kê skerp, Naas!

[Meraai vannie Baai]

The pregnant lady.

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The young man replied.

Well, your Honour, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.

BUT, Your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident".

I just lost it.

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

[Naas]

Daar het jy dit nou.
Ek gaan so 'n rukkie van die lug af wees. Moet net gou my tikker se toetse gaan droogmaak..

[Meraai vannie Baai]

Ek het probeer om dit te vertaal maar die humor gaan totaal verlore 

[PM]

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