Die Italianers darem

[Joe Daai Ou]

The way Italian gentleman think.

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy,
went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the
panel in the confessional, the man said:

"Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our
neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from
the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no
need to confess that."

"There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with sexual
favours. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on
Sundays."

The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did,
you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those
circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However,
if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one
more question."

"And what is that?" asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?''

[PM]

   "No", answer the Priest, "that will be a sin."   

[Joe Daai Ou]

I am agreeing with you on that point. Why ruin a decade long friendship!

[Meraai vannie Baai]

O hallie ha die sonne van menswees 

[Meraai vannie Baai]

Lees ek oor die skouer van ons gas en filang vandag na myse ou mater Joe. Altyd gespot en gese hy is Joe, daai ou. Rus in vrede geliefde mater van my. Mis jou geselssies en die skink van 'n kommetjiegat (Joe se koffie).

[PM]

Ja, die goeie ou dae.