phone call

[Lox]

A husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to make love, they will call it a "phone call" so that the kids will not decode.  1day the husband sends his son to tell his mom that his dad wants to make a "phone call".  Mother replies, "tell your dad the network is bad today".
Husband:"tell your mother that if there is no Network at home, I will go to the "Public phone"".  Wife sends son back:"tell your father that if he dare goes to the Public phone, then I will open a Call Centre at home"

[PM]

Slim meisie daai!   

[Meraai vannie Baai]

Call centre at home hahahahaha. Het jou katvis!