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Offline Louis

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warning to all male friends
« on: October 24, 2011, 07:53:27 AM »
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

 

Here's how the scam works: Two very hot girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and WindoLene with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to KFC. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, unzips your pants and plays with you while the other one steals your wallet.

 

I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also September 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So please be careful.

 

P.S. Mr Price has wallets on sale @ R9.99 each!

 

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Offline Lox

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Re: warning to all male friends
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2011, 09:46:43 AM »
sal uitkyk vir hulle
wees vriendelik met die boere, hulle sit kos op die tafel.

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Re: warning to all male friends
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2011, 07:29:44 PM »
MANS!!!
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Re: warning to all male friends
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2011, 07:30:35 PM »
Julle is wolwe in skaapsklere !!!!
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Offline Chichi

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Re: warning to all male friends
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2011, 07:37:04 PM »
hahahaha janee ek het 'n paar vriende wat hulle beursies weer en weer sal laat steel
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Re: warning to all male friends
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2011, 04:48:43 AM »
 :icon_biggrin: en ek is seker daai meisies is blond.   :icon_biggrin:
Om te weet is om te verstaan.

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Re: warning to all male friends
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2011, 03:19:28 PM »
haha dalk moet ek dit dan ook try, aangesien ek blond is.
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Re: warning to all male friends
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2011, 03:47:59 PM »
Nee man, daar is 'n verskil tussen blond en  BLOND.   :icon_biggrin:  Buitendien, wat gaan jy met al die beursies maak?  :icon_biggrin:
Om te weet is om te verstaan.

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Re: warning to all male friends
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2011, 09:20:00 PM »
hulle verkoop en geld maak daarmee, eks stunning hoor ek sal BAIE beursies he  om te verkoop... hehe grappie
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