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Offline AB

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forgot me glasses
« on: March 20, 2012, 03:53:24 PM »
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my spare time. She suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.
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Re: forgot me glasses
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2012, 07:37:38 PM »
Ag toe, hy kla nou met 'n witbrood onder die arm!  :icon_biggrin:
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Meraai vannie Baai

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Re: forgot me glasses
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2012, 11:08:53 PM »
 :`ip2: Gee nuwe betekenis aan die woord: Parachute  :sign10:
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Re: forgot me glasses
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2012, 05:37:32 AM »
Hê-hê, dit is soos daai ou wat gevra het hulle moet vir hom vertaal: I can't
 deny it, but I will apeal for your support!  :icon_biggrin:
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Offline AB

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Re: forgot me glasses
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2012, 09:47:11 AM »
Quote from: Meraai vannie Baai on March 20, 2012, 11:08:53 PM
:`ip2: Gee nuwe betekenis aan die woord: Parachute  :sign10:

praat jy wat tande het.....

glo jy dink ook waaraan ek dink..
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Re: forgot me glasses
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2012, 12:16:43 PM »
 :icon_biggrin:  :icon_biggrin:  :icon_biggrin:
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