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Die kuierstoep => Die Gorrel plek => Topic started by: AB on March 20, 2012, 03:53:24 PM

Title: forgot me glasses
Post by: AB on March 20, 2012, 03:53:24 PM

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my spare time. She suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

Title: Re: forgot me glasses
Post by: PM on March 20, 2012, 07:37:38 PM

Ag toe, hy kla nou met 'n witbrood onder die arm!  :icon_biggrin:

Title: Re: forgot me glasses
Post by: Meraai vannie Baai on March 20, 2012, 11:08:53 PM

 :`ip2: Gee nuwe betekenis aan die woord: Parachute  :sign10:

Title: Re: forgot me glasses
Post by: PM on March 21, 2012, 05:37:32 AM

Hê-hê, dit is soos daai ou wat gevra het hulle moet vir hom vertaal: I can't
 deny it, but I will apeal for your support!  :icon_biggrin:

Title: Re: forgot me glasses
Post by: AB on March 21, 2012, 09:47:11 AM

Quote from: Meraai vannie Baai on March 20, 2012, 11:08:53 PM

:`ip2: Gee nuwe betekenis aan die woord: Parachute  :sign10:

praat jy wat tande het.....

glo jy dink ook waaraan ek dink..

Title: Re: forgot me glasses
Post by: Fransi on March 22, 2012, 12:16:43 PM

 :icon_biggrin:  :icon_biggrin:  :icon_biggrin: