forgot me glasses

[AB]

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my spare time. She suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

[PM]

Ag toe, hy kla nou met 'n witbrood onder die arm! 

[Meraai vannie Baai]

  Gee nuwe betekenis aan die woord: Parachute 

[PM]

Hê-hê, dit is soos daai ou wat gevra het hulle moet vir hom vertaal: I can't
 deny it, but I will apeal for your support! 

[AB]

Gee nuwe betekenis aan die woord: Parachute 

praat jy wat tande het.....

glo jy dink ook waaraan ek dink..

[Fransi]