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Meraai vannie Baai:


When you've gotta go in the outback, it's the blistering desert
or one of Australia's finest traditions - the dunny.
 
They were funny-looking buildings
that were once a way of life.
If you couldn't sprint the distance,
then you really were in strife.

They were nailed, they were wired,
but were mostly falling down.
There was one in every yard,
in every house, in every town.

They were given many names
some were even funny,
But to most of us, we knew them
as the outhouse or the dunny.
-- Anonymous

PM:
Dit is baie snaaks!   :icon_biggrin:  Dit is die eerste kleinhuisie (stinkgat) wat ek sien met 'n gordyn.   :icon_biggrin:

Kom ons skryf ons eie gedig in Afrikaans. 

Joe Daai Ou:
Vader ons Nig, ek sal dit nooit in so gevaarte in waag nie! Waas al die spinnekoppe en skerpioene wat in daai houtkante en bankie skuil, net reg om 'n vette boud te testrun! Ek sal maar die vlaktes vat en daar myse sit gaat try! :pottytrain2:

Meraai vannie Baai:
Hahahaha, hang aan ek bring liedjie wat handel juis oor so gebyt aan jou binneboud in die 'stinkgat'. PM ek lieffff daardie woord en die voorstel. In NZ is daar 'n kompetisie gewees oor wie se Dunny die mooiste/kreatiefste was LOL! Hier is die wenner  :headbang:



En hier die is beloofde liedjie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjDAiq2-xeU&feature=youtu.be

Woorde van die lied:

There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn’t see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
I jumped high up into the air,
And when I hit the ground,
That crafty red-back spider
Wasn’t nowhere to be found.

I rushed in to the missus,
Told her just where I’d been bit,
She grabbed the cut throat razor blade,
And I nearly took a fit.
I said, “Just forget what’s on your mind,
And call a doctor please,
‘Cause I’ve got a feeling that your cure
Is worse than the disease.”

There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn’t see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I’m here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse that red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.

I can’t lay down, I can’t sit up,
And I don’t know what to do,
And all the nurses think it’s funny,
But that’s not my point of view.
I tell you it’s embarrassing,
And that’s to say the least
That I’m too sick to eat a bite,
While that spider had a feast!

And when I get back home again,
I tell you what I’ll do,
I’ll make that red-back suffer
For the pain I’m going through.
I’ve had so many needles
That I’m looking like a sieve,
And I promise you that spider
Hasn’t very long to live!

There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn’t see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I’m here in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse that red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.

PM:
Joe, toe ek jonger was en ons so dikwels gaan kamp en jag het,het ons 'n "sleutel" gehad vir die "toilet".  Dit was natuurlik 'n graaf.  Daar waar jy laaste vertoef het, het jy sommer 'n stokkie ingedruk sodat die ander kon sien dit is 'n "landmyn".   :icon_biggrin:
Noudat die ou kniege nie meer so lekker wil buig nie sal ek maar van die stinkgat gebruik moet maak.  'n Blik Doom en stok om teen die sink te slaan om die slange te verjaag sal seker die ding doen?

Dankie Raaitjie, ek het dit nou baie geniet.  Ek dink ook my stinkgatwoordjie is heel gepas.   :angel4:

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