Die blommetjies en die bytjies
Mike and Nellie are sitting in bed late one night, talking about whatever comes to hand. Then Nellie says, "Mike, you've really got to talk to little Mike about the birds and the bees one of these days."
Mike sighs, knyp vir Nellie aan die boud and says. "Okei, ek sal dit môreoggend eerste ding doen."
So, first thing the next day, Mike corners little Mike in the kitchen.
"Mikey", he says, "you're 14 years old now, and there' something I've got to tell you."
"Ja pa?"
"Remember that session I arranged for you with Madame Suzie down in Doornfontein?"
Little Mikey;s eyes light up. "Oh ja pa, I remember it well."
"Well son," says Mike, "it's time that you knew that the birds and the bees do the same thing!"
