the quikie

[Lox]

THE QUICKIE





A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "What would you like, sir?"

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?"

Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE'   !!.

[Chichi]

hahahahahaha dits funny!!!! ek het nou lekker gelag!

[PM]

Ja, die slim mense sê as sy so onskuldig was sou sy dalk gevra het hy moet met sy vinger wys op die spyskaart.  Dalk is sy maar 'n blond.   

[Chichi]

Of dalk het sy net gedink sy is te pragtig en dit is wat mansmense sien as hulle na haar kyk 

ek het 'n vriendin wat so is.... maar sy is bie blond ook, so moet soms vir haar bietjie verduidelik wat eintlik aangaan.  Oor ons albei blond is... kry mense maklik die idee dat ons albei bietjie stadig is, dan bloos ek bietjie baie haha

[Lox]

bloos jy vir haar part?

[Chichi]

nee ek bloos oor dinge wat sy se en dan dink ander mense ons is albei so... hehe

[Jeannedarc]

this is called collective association

[Chichi]

Jip, dit's ook hoekom mense vir jou lag as jy blond is en se jy is tans 'n derde jaar ingenieur.  Hulle dink jy maak 'n grappie....