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Offline Lox

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never lie to a woman
« on: June 24, 2011, 04:28:42 AM »
A man called home to his wife and said, " HoneyI have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving >From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
" Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ..."
wees vriendelik met die boere, hulle sit kos op die tafel.

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Re: never lie to a woman
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2011, 09:42:22 AM »
Ek haat dit om myself te herhaal,  maar weereens,  ek wens ek was so slim!   :icon_biggrin:
Om te weet is om te verstaan.