What a friend we have . . .

[Jeannedarc]

This is to be sung to the lyrics of "what a friend we have in Jesus"


What a friend we have in Jay Zee
He's our Prezzie also true   
He's got many wives and children
Our nation must support

chorus
He's a fighter for corruption
He's got empty pockets too
His pockets needs to be filled
From our nation's state coffers

He's our nation's very jester
Laughs and snicker when accused
He's the joker of Africa
And of nations from afar

chorus
He's a fighter for corruption
He's got empty pockets too
His pockets needs to be filled
From our nation's state coffers

He does only have grade five
Cannot read Farlam's report
His home is yonder in Nkandla
And complete with fire-pool

chorus

He is goin to be a farmer
When he goes on retirement
He's got cattle pens and chicken coups
And an amphi-theatre

[PM]

Ha-ha!  Ek sukkel egter met die deuntjie, dit wil nie saamspeel nie!