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[AB]

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility and to keep it from getting sunburned he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says "if you were a gentleman you would have lift your hat"

He raised an eyebrow and replied "it you were not so ugly, it would lift itself"

[Angelica]

AB...  Hoekom moet ek altyd bloos as jy grappies vertel?  Huh???   

[AB]

AB...  Hoekom moet ek altyd bloos as jy grappies vertel?  Huh???   

nee ek sal nie weet hoekom jy bloos nie

[Jeannedarc]

the blind gentleman was walking on the pier at the harbour. when he came to the I & J docking berths, he lifted his hat in a gentlemanly fashion and said morning ladies

[Angelica]

Oeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......  ek praat nie meer nie.      ek lag net.

[PM]

Ek is regtig bly om te sien hier gaan nog iets aan.