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Offline AB

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bird feeder
« on: June 03, 2012, 06:02:47 AM »
I  bought a bird feeder. I hung it
on my back porch & lovingly filled it with delicious seeds.
 What a beauty of a bird feeder it was.
 Within a week we had hundreds of birds
taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio
above the table and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the
patio tile, the chairs, the table...
Everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean.
They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own good intentions and limited budget.

Other birds became unruly, boisterous and loud.
They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all
hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.
 So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone.
I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they
had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ....
Quiet, serene ... and no one demanding their rights
to a free meal.

Now let's see.
Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care, free education
and allows anyone born here to to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegals came by the millions.
Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for all those FREE services.
Now we have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an
emergency room doctor.
Our child's second grade class has fallen behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box.
I have to press “one” to hear my bank talk to me in English,
and people waving flags other than 'Old Glory' are
squawking and screaming in the streets,
demanding more rights and more freebies.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time
for the government to take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not,
Just continue cleaning up the poop.
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Re: bird feeder
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2012, 06:26:41 AM »
Ek het die vergelyking interessant gevind.  Dit laat my so baie dink aan "Animal Farm" geskryf deur George Orwel, in 1945.  Die verhaal is op die internet te lees.
Om te weet is om te verstaan.

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Re: bird feeder
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2012, 11:40:02 AM »
Goeie vergelyking en ongelukkig ook baie waar ...  :crybaby2:
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