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[Lox]

64 Definitions for Pipes as amended per Government Gazette 6784A/45297/BZ/a1

1. All pipes are to be made of a long hole, surrounded by metal copper or plastic, centred around
the hole.

2. All pipes are to be hollow throughout the entire length ‐ do not use holes of different length than
the pipe.

3. The ID (Inside Diameter) of all pipe must not exceed their OD (Outside Diameter) ‐ otherwise the
hole will be on the outside.

4. The pipe is supplied with nothing in the hole, so that water, steam or other stuff can be put
inside at a later date.

5. All pipe is to be supplied without rust; this can be more readily applied at the job site. NOTE:
Some vendors are now able to supply pre‐rusted pipes. If available in your area, this product is
recommended, as it will save a great deal of time at the job site.

6. All pipe over 150m in length should have the words "LONG PIPE" clearly painted on each side
and end, so the contractor will know it's a long pipe.

7. Pipe over 3000m in length must also have the words "LONG PIPE" painted in the middle so the
contractor will not have to walk the entire length of the pipe to determine whether it is a long or short pipe.

8. All pipe over 1.8m in diameter must have the words "LARGE PIPE" painted on it, so the
contractor won't mistake it for a small pipe.

9. Flanges can be used on pipes. Flanges must have holes for bolts, quite separate from the big
holes in the middle.

10. When ordering 90 or 30 degree elbows, be sure to specify left‐hand or right‐hand, otherwise you
will end up going the wrong way.

11. Be sure to specify to your vendor whether you want level, uphill or downhill pipe. If you use
downhill pipe for going uphill, the water will flow the wrong way.

12. All couplings should have either right‐hand or left‐hand threads, but do not mix the threads,
otherwise, as the coupling is being screwed on to one pipe, it is being unscrewed from the other.

13. All pipes shorter than 3mm are very uneconomical in use, requiring many joints. They are
generally known as washers.

14. Joints in pipes for water must be watertight. Those pipes for compressed air, however, need
only be airtight.

15. Lengths of pipes may be welded or soldered together. This method is not recommended for
concrete or earthenware pipes.

16. Other commodities are often confused with pipes. These include; Conduit, Tube, Tunnel, and
Drain. Use only genuine pipes

[PM]

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[Angelica]

O liewe dinges..... whaaa ha ha.
My koffie beland op my skoot soos ek lag.
Ek is mal oor No 3 - 'otherwise the hole will be on the outside'.
Ek dink ek moet weer kom lees. Seker ek het dele nie gesien deur die trane nie.
Dankie Lox. Tussen jou en Louis se grappies vanoggend kan die dag net lekker wees.

[Lox]

 ek is bly ons kan iemand laat lag, dis goeie medisyne...