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[Lox]

This is an absolute CLASSIC! Only a South African will understand it!

Boere Computer Dictionary from South Africa

Monitor - Keeping an eye on the braai

Download - Get the firewood off the bakkie

Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold beer

Keyboard -Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys

Window - What you shut when it's cold

Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season

Byte -What mosquitoes do

Bit - What mosquitoes did

Mega Byte - What mosquitoes at the dam do

Chip -A bar snack

Micro Chip -What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips

Modem - What you did to the lawns

Dot Matrix - Oom Jan Matrix's wife (classic!)

Laptop - Where the cat sleeps

Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC

Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers

Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
Mouse Pad - Where the mouse takes the grain it does not eat
   
Mainframe - What holds the shed up

Web - What spiders make

Web Site - The shed (or under the verandah)

Cursor - The old bloke what swears a lot

Search Engine - What you do when the bakkie won't go

Yahoo - What you say when the bakkie does go

Upgrade - A steep hill

Server - The person at the pub that brings out the lunch

Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the lunch

User - The neighbour that keeps borrowing things

Network - When you have to repair your fishing net

Internet - Complicated fish net repair method

Netscape - When fish maneuvers out of reach of net

Online - When you get the laundry hung out

Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up

Floppy Drive ----- When you take your plaas wekkas to the clinic . . .

Blog – shortened version of Braai Log

Virus – the reason your wekkas go on a floppy drive to the clinic

Anti – virus – the medication the wekkas get at the clinic

Virus protection – free condoms at the clinic

Stiffy – what happens to the wekkas when the anti-virus doesn't wek

[Angelica]

O vrek... ek het nou myself in 'n hoesbui gelag vir hierdie.

[PM]

Dit is regtig "classic'.  Baie dankie Lox.

[Lox]

ek is bly ek kon iemand se dag ophelder

[Chichi]

Hehehehe ek he nou baie lekker gelag! Dankie Loxi