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Die kuierstoep => Die Gorrel plek => Topic started by: Lox on July 18, 2011, 08:43:52 PM

Title: oupa en ouma
Post by: Lox on July 18, 2011, 08:43:52 PM

Ouma goes to the
doctor and asks his help to
revive Oupa's sex drive                         
 "What about trying the blue pill?" asks the doctor.

 "Not a chance," says Ouma.

"He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."
 
"No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into hiscoffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come backin a week to let me know how you got on."   
 A week later Ouma returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went.

"Oh it was terrible,
just terrible doctor."
 
"What happened?" asks the doctor.   

 "Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. Oupa jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible."

 "What was terrible?" said the doctor, "was the sex not good?"

 "Oh no doctor, the s.x was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in Mugg & Bean again......"

Title: Re: oupa en ouma
Post by: PM on July 20, 2011, 09:13:42 AM

Siestog!  Die dokter kon haar seker maar gewaarsku het voor die tyd.   :sign10:

Title: Re: oupa en ouma
Post by: Meraai vannie Baai on July 20, 2011, 09:43:00 AM

Hie hie hie .... Stoffel jou goed laat my te veel onthou man  :icon_biggrin:

Die oupatjie wat ons diekant vermaak met sy stories het te vertelle dat hy sien sy vrou gooi pilletjie in haar koffie. Op sy vraag en dit, antwoord sy toe dat dit viagra is EN dit werk vertel sy BAIE opgewonde. Dit hou tot haar gedoopte koekie styf as dit uit die koffie kom  :icon_biggrin:

Title: Re: oupa en ouma
Post by: PM on July 20, 2011, 09:47:58 AM

Dink jy dit sal vir beskuit ook werk, en hangtieties?   :toothy4:

Title: Re: oupa en ouma
Post by: Meraai vannie Baai on July 20, 2011, 11:56:05 AM

As jou liggies permanent op 'dim' is voorsien ek swaar dae  :bootyshake: oi jo joi mater, vir beskuit sal ek nou Outop se nuwe skitterwit-gebit gee  :sign10:

Title: Re: oupa en ouma
Post by: Lox on July 20, 2011, 12:54:25 PM

hehehe lekker lag ek nou vir julle dinge.....van vigara beskuit tot dim ligte

Title: Re: oupa en ouma
Post by: PM on July 20, 2011, 01:48:31 PM

Beter jy nie hoor wat Outop nou sê nie. 

 :sign10:  Beter Outop nie nou hoor wat jy sê nie!  Hy slaat jou met 'n viagra beskuit oor die kop!   :bootyshake: