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Die kuierstoep => Die Gorrel plek => Topic started by: AB on February 27, 2014, 06:31:50 PM
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A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
‘How did this happen?’ the emergency room doctor asked her.
‘Well, I was trying to commit suicide,’ the blonde replied.
‘What?’ sputtered the doctor. ‘You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?’
‘No, Silly,’ the blonde said, ‘first I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants. I’m not shooting myself in the chest.’
‘So then?’ asked the doctor.
‘Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, ‘I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I’m not shooting myself in the mouth.’
‘So then?’ asked the doctor.
‘Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: ‘This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
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Ai... sy kleur nie haar hare blond nie.
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Oor die gas se skouer. Weet nie hoe ek die een gemis het nie. Laat my dink aan die ou tante wat wou selfmoord pleeg maar sy is nie seker waar haar hart sit nie. Sy bel toe haar dokter e vra hom waar haar hart sit. Hy sê vir haar dis so twee vingers onder haar linker bors. Toe skiet sy haarself in die knie.
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