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Die kuierstoep => Die Gorrel plek => Topic started by: Meraai vannie Baai on July 10, 2013, 08:37:24 AM

Title: Flower show
Post by: Meraai vannie Baai on July 10, 2013, 08:37:24 AM

Two little old ladies, Dorace and Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jackie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more.  
For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'

'You're on!' said Dorace, holding up a $10.00 bill.

So Jackie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.  

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
 
Finally, the smiling Jackie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement ... !'  
 
 
 
 
  

Title: Re: Flower show
Post by: Jeannedarc on July 10, 2013, 10:38:15 AM

VFF  :`ip2:

Title: Re: Flower show
Post by: PM on July 10, 2013, 01:22:01 PM

O hallie ha!   :angel4:

Title: Re: Flower show
Post by: Fransi on July 10, 2013, 07:43:43 PM

 :icon_biggrin:

Title: Re: Flower show
Post by: Angelica on July 13, 2013, 11:26:53 AM

HEEEEHAAAAA... virrie tante.  You go, girl!!
Anyway, ek soek die adres van daai dorp. Wil ook gaan flowers show by die flower show.