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Offline Meraai vannie Baai

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Nie alle blondines is dom nie
« on: January 15, 2020, 03:26:12 AM »
A seemingly intoxicated Irish woman enters a casino. The attractive young blonde is greeted by two male dealers, and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She then says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when im naked."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "C'mon baby, Mama needs some new clothes!!!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up... and down excitedly squealing, "YES, YES, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her clothes and winnings, then quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other dealer replied, "I don't know, I thought you were watching?"

Moral of the story:
Not all Irish are drunks. Not all blondes are dumb. But all men, are men. :headbang:

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Re: Nie alle blondines is dom nie
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2020, 02:48:17 PM »
Dit is nie altemit nie.   :angel12:
Om te weet is om te verstaan.

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Re: Nie alle blondines is dom nie
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2020, 09:05:55 PM »
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adéle  :grommit: