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Offline Meraai vannie Baai

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Huurders se klagtes
« on: September 03, 2019, 07:16:11 AM »
Huurders se klagtes  :bootyshake: :icon_biggrin:

1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
3.. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.
6.. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen..
10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.
11. The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.
15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.
18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife...
20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.
22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. (Yes, that's very serious I think )

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Re: Huurders se klagtes
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2019, 03:17:05 PM »
 :toothy4: :icon_biggrin: :icon_biggrin: Ek kom lees dit alweer ...
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Re: Huurders se klagtes
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2019, 11:11:32 PM »
Hahahaha, moenie alleen voel nie mater, ek het my gekraak toe ek dit raaklees en nou weer geniet  :toothy4: :headbang:

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Re: Huurders se klagtes
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2019, 12:48:55 PM »
Huurders se klagtes.
Daai tyd toe Ou Ta so probeer Ingels praat het kom hy die oggend laat hier op die werf aangedrentel nadat ek en Oupa maar solank hoenders kos gegee het en vir blommetjie gemelk het.
Oupa wil weet hoekom Ta laat is (en baie na tiermelk stink)
Sy antwoord...
Maai wekker-thingie goes off at 6 ou klok not nouwing dhat it was already 8 ou klok.
Oupa se later vir my "Tiermelk maak 'n mens sterk en laat die tyd stilstaan."


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Re: Huurders se klagtes
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2019, 07:30:31 AM »
Ek sal moet gaan hoesgoed soek hahahahaha. Skoon verstik soos ek lag  :headbang: :hello2: