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Offline Meraai vannie Baai

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Dinge wat liefs ongesproke moes bly
« on: August 23, 2018, 11:18:57 PM »
Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Olympics that they would like to take back.

1. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

2. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"

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Re: Dinge wat liefs ongesproke moes bly
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2018, 05:18:00 AM »
Ja nee, wragtag...  :hello2: :love7:
As dinge nie nou verander nie bly alles netso.


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Ek is maar net een, maar ek ís een.

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Re: Dinge wat liefs ongesproke moes bly
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2018, 06:31:04 AM »
Woorde kan so verkeerd loop ...
Ek huppel en dans deur die lewe met drie bene!

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Re: Dinge wat liefs ongesproke moes bly
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2018, 05:10:42 AM »
Mater, wag tot daardie ynste woorde op skaatse klim - dan sien jy net strepe =================================
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